Wipzakfid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair fox.

Wipzakfid created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipzakfid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipzakfid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wipzakfid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wipzakfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wipzakfid.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide if four horses approach from the east.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think about stars.