Mankamsomlim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty newt.

Mankamsomlim created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Mankamsomlim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mankamsomlim, she will curse you with boils.

Mankamsomlim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mankamsomlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Mankamsomlim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must pray to Mankamsomlim nine times a day.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Mankamsomlim on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at stars.