Hubcumtik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain horse.

Hubcumtik created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcumtik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubcumtik, he will laugh at you.

Hubcumtik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hubcumtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hubcumtik's priests.

2. Hubcumtik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. You must love Hubcumtik.

5. Never talk about nebulae.