Niglabdot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy lizard.

Niglabdot created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Niglabdot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Niglabdot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Niglabdot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Niglabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never talk about stars.