Sintettiomt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, capable ant.

Sintettiomt created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintettiomt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sintettiomt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sintettiomt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sintettiomt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sintettiomt.