Carzagbun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful pigeon.

Carzagbun created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Carzagbun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carzagbun, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Carzagbun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Carzagbun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Carzagbun first in all things.

2. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.