Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty naga.

Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Damcadjabrill Jighaphanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if five rats approach from the north.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never eat bark.