Zatyongarpag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy faun.

Zatyongarpag created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zatyongarpag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zatyongarpag, it will turn you into a mole.

Zatyongarpag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zatyongarpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zatyongarpag.