Sadgoflad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful wombat.

Sadgoflad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgoflad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sadgoflad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sadgoflad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sadgoflad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.