Cetsaghin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody gorilla.

Cetsaghin created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetsaghin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetsaghin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cetsaghin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cetsaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Always help mites in need.