Bestfadgom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable crocodile.

Bestfadgom created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfadgom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestfadgom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bestfadgom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bestfadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.