Pomweepop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering swallow.

Pomweepop created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomweepop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pomweepop, he will turn you into a rat.

Pomweepop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pomweepop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not commit murder.