Fudbiggenflam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient toad.

Fudbiggenflam created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbiggenflam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudbiggenflam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fudbiggenflam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fudbiggenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the east.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fudbiggenflam on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.