Bestsaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent parrot.

Bestsaglik created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestsaglik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestsaglik, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bestsaglik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bestsaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.