Wikjarngam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish crow.

Wikjarngam created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Wikjarngam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikjarngam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wikjarngam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wikjarngam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikjarngam.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sing near sheep.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.