Dossdingab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered jackal.

Dossdingab created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdingab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossdingab, it will cry a lot.

Dossdingab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dossdingab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Dossdingab first in all things.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Worship no other gods but Dossdingab.