Gabbunkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying chinchilla.

Gabbunkin created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbunkin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gabbunkin, she will be very unhappy.

Gabbunkin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gabbunkin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gabbunkin.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from brown badgers for they are unholy.