Pagbidsag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic tortoise.

Pagbidsag created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pagbidsag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagbidsag, she will ignore you.

Pagbidsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pagbidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to mites while wearing mauve tights.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.