Binpasbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish snake.

Binpasbass created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binpasbass, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binpasbass, she will manifest in front of you.

Binpasbass' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Binpasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.