Fothassag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent unicorn.

Fothassag created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fothassag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fothassag, it will turn you into a plant.

Fothassag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fothassag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.