Fublarpsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident sheep.

Fublarpsaw created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fublarpsaw, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fublarpsaw, he will curse you with boils.

Fublarpsaw's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fublarpsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing cyan rings.

3. Hide from white dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never wear black boots.

5. Always help eagles.