Tettihug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, competent dugong.

Tettihug created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettihug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tettihug, it will destroy your home planet.

Tettihug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tettihug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green goats for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettihug.

3. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about asteroids.