Davgumlap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying toad.

Davgumlap created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgumlap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davgumlap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Davgumlap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Davgumlap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davgumlap.

2. Hide from orange tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.