Pangspagnigdogstangumdan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Pangspagnigdogstangumdan created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Pangspagnigdogstangumdan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangspagnigdogstangumdan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pangspagnigdogstangumdan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pangspagnigdogstangumdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pangspagnigdogstangumdan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Pangspagnigdogstangumdan first in all things.

5. Do not take Pangspagnigdogstangumdan's name in vain.