Stipjapstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring owl.

Stipjapstrag created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipjapstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipjapstrag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipjapstrag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stipjapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from magenta whales for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Stipjapstrag on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.