Femgengum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind dingo.

Femgengum created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femgengum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femgengum, he will turn you into a rock.

Femgengum's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Femgengum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not eat lemons.