Cabkarnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet centipede.

Cabkarnurl created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkarnurl, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabkarnurl, she will turn you into a mole.

Cabkarnurl's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cabkarnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.