Xuchakshav is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless mink.

Xuchakshav created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchakshav, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuchakshav, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Xuchakshav's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Xuchakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear blue hats.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.