Farnmumort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able toad.

Farnmumort created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnmumort, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farnmumort, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnmumort's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Farnmumort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnmumort.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention snails.