Hotjannan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive sheep.

Hotjannan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotjannan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotjannan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hotjannan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hotjannan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always look after injured sharks.