Govneglat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical centipede.

Govneglat created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govneglat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govneglat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Govneglat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govneglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never bounce near doves.