Cisshapget is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving chinchilla.

Cisshapget created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshapget, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisshapget, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cisshapget's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cisshapget's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.