Fadsogbep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witty dove.

Fadsogbep created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsogbep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadsogbep, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fadsogbep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fadsogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Put Fadsogbep first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.