Cebjaprag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental fish.

Cebjaprag created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebjaprag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebjaprag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cebjaprag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cebjaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear purple tights.

5. Never go into red rooms.