Tadmittik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic goblin.

Tadmittik created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadmittik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadmittik, it will send you a sign.

Tadmittik's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tadmittik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tadmittik loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.