Quatyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful dugong.

Quatyatt created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatyatt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quatyatt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quatyatt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quatyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.