Vonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving shark.

Vonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonk, she will ignore you.

Vonk's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.