Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy chinchilla.

Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bodgemyargongebbedlib Fotliktig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never jump in holy places.