Pakfemxen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust capybara.

Pakfemxen created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfemxen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pakfemxen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pakfemxen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pakfemxen's Holy Commandments

1. Pakfemxen loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed lemons to doves while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.