Fadpigbod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet cobra.

Fadpigbod created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadpigbod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadpigbod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadpigbod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fadpigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadpigbod.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about comets.