Carfubtighon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, stupid penguin.

Carfubtighon created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carfubtighon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Carfubtighon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Carfubtighon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Carfubtighon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carfubtighon.