Cadhanbep is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable wolf.

Cadhanbep created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Cadhanbep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadhanbep, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cadhanbep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cadhanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Do not take Cadhanbep's name in vain.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat beans.