Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless fox.

Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Sawjonyarflatkikpadcitpib on top of important buildings.