Hamsabmab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful bird.

Hamsabmab created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamsabmab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamsabmab, she will turn you into a dog.

Hamsabmab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hamsabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.