Dobbetpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, stupid whale.

Dobbetpark created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbetpark, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dobbetpark, she will turn you into a snail.

Dobbetpark's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dobbetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three horses approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.