Stafsugsog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, astonishing zebra.

Stafsugsog created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafsugsog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafsugsog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stafsugsog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stafsugsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.