Rutomtbap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty fairy.

Rutomtbap created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutomtbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutomtbap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rutomtbap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rutomtbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Rutomtbap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.