Nigpigquart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent tortoise.

Nigpigquart created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigpigquart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigpigquart, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nigpigquart's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nigpigquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Nigpigquart on top of important buildings.