Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud donkey.

Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jopdumyatlunlibnabdunnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve jumpers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the north.