Waddapcub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable otter.

Waddapcub created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddapcub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Waddapcub, she will turn you into a plant.

Waddapcub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Waddapcub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Always obey Waddapcub's priests.

5. Waddapcub loves snails, so they must be respected.